Unicorn

“I do not have a companion anymore,” I told the organizer over the phone. “My husband left me for his secretary.” “I am sorry to hear that.” She sounded sincere. “May I come on my own?” “Of course.” “Won’t that throw your numbers out?” “We always welcome a unicorn. Besides, we cannot have the festival without our guest speaker.” “I am glad to hear that.” “I have just one question.”